Finally...

Despite all the bank holidays lately messing publication schedules up, my paper has finally made it to the internet. It's available here, though I'm not sure whether it has open access - but you will at the very least be able to read the abstract (again). If you want to read the whole thing, you can try the 'Download PDF' application in the upper right corner. If you're denied access but keen to read the paper (one can never know), I can send you the PDF myself - it's only 8 pages of scientific gobbledegook.